Something about this makes me irrationally happy.
did-you-kno:

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Something about this makes me irrationally happy.

did-you-kno:

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Day made.

(Source: butterprim, via nothingbutaspy)

animalstalkinginallcaps:

I’M SORRY, BUT I REALLY DO NEED YOU TO RESPECT AND APPRECIATE MY COMPLETELY UNNECESSARY BUT NONETHELESS COMPREHENSIVE AND INEXHAUSTIBLE SUPPLY OF POP CULTURE REFERENCES SPANNING THE YEARS 1987-2002 OR I JUST DON’T KNOW HOW MUCH LONGER OUR RELATIONSHIP IS GOING TO LAST.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

I’M SORRY, BUT I REALLY DO NEED YOU TO RESPECT AND APPRECIATE MY COMPLETELY UNNECESSARY BUT NONETHELESS COMPREHENSIVE AND INEXHAUSTIBLE SUPPLY OF POP CULTURE REFERENCES SPANNING THE YEARS 1987-2002 OR I JUST DON’T KNOW HOW MUCH LONGER OUR RELATIONSHIP IS GOING TO LAST.

I used to give out my cell phone number to students, but my wife doesn’t let me anymore. She doesn’t let me because one year, every Friday night at midnight, I would get a call from a student asking me to meet him at the bar. And he would tell me that if I didn’t come to the bar, he would come to my house with cake and bitches.

My 9 AM, 100 level Intro to American Government (only senior in the class — whooooooooooooops) professor. (via whydoihaveablog

)

This is the best thing ever.

My goal is to always come from a place of love, but sometimes you just have to break it down for a motherfucker.

RuPaul (via fancypance

)

(via stilljenn)

I wish I was as funny as Almie Rose.
hellogiggles:

Apocalypstick’s ApocaLIST: TOP 10 BEST DISNEY SIDEKICKS
by Almie Rose

On New Year's Resolutions

I can’t think of a better return to tumblr than this. Rachel Bilson, you are MY GIRL.

All I want right now is one of these. Seriously. It combines my love of melty gooey cheese, pastry and anything on a stick.
fattiesdelight:

Bite Sized Baked Brie

All I want right now is one of these. Seriously. It combines my love of melty gooey cheese, pastry and anything on a stick.

fattiesdelight:

Bite Sized Baked Brie

(via endlesssimmer)

Back in grade school, this phone was my JAM.

Back in grade school, this phone was my JAM.

(Source: tweenysomething)